YES. A CELERY STICK. A MUSICAL ONE.

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

yourpersonalpurgatory:

most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left

And they’re cannibals

ostracizedpoodle:

i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

okoenig:

i cant believe its not butter bought tumblr