thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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omgmusicaltheatre:

imagine a day in broadway where every cast has to perform their show the same only this time they wear onesies 

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゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚

  • 1:What is your name and does it mean anything?
  • 2:How long have you known your best friend?
  • 3:What position do you normally sleep in?
  • 4:Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
  • 5:Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
  • 6:Do you wish to travel a lot?
  • 7:Did you participate in any sports while in school?
  • 8:Show a sample of your handwriting:
  • 9:Have you ever given blood?
  • 10:Do you like the way that you grew up?
  • 11:Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
  • 12:How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
  • 13:Name one movie that made you cry.
  • 14:Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
  • 15:Things about someone that you find attractive?
  • 16:What song are you currently listening to?
  • 17:Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
  • 18:A random memory from you childhood:
  • 19:Where did you grow up?
  • 20:What was the last thing you watched on tv?
  • 21:Do you think you’d make a good parent?
  • 22:Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?
  • 22:What was the last dream you remember having?
  • 23:When is your birthday?
  • 24:How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 25:Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
  • 26:What color is your hair?
  • 27:Name 5 facts about your appearance:
  • 28:What is your favorite soda?
  • 29:What is a strange talent that you have?
  • 30:How’s the weather right now?
  • 31:Why did one of your friendships end?
  • 32:Who do you miss right now?
  • 33:Why did your last relationship end?
  • 34:Are you still figuring out who you are?
  • 35:Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
  • 36:What is your favorite restaurant?
  • 37:What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
  • 38:Would ever adopt kids?
  • 39:What is your favorite kind of pizza?
  • 40:What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
  • 41:When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
  • 42:What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  • 43:How do you start a conversation?
  • 44:What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
  • 45:Do you come from a family “of money?”
  • 46:Do you have a bucket list?
  • 47:What is your favorite series of books?
  • 48:When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
  • 49:Where do you go when you’re sad?
  • 50:5 random facts about yourself:
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geoffsramsey:

friendship with me????

  • sad headcanons
  • trying to make u ship threesomes with me
  • whining
  • puns
  • telling you to get the fuck out
  • i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
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ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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