imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
imagine a day in broadway where every cast has to perform their show the same only this time they wear onesies
friendship with me????
- sad headcanons
- trying to make u ship threesomes with me
- telling you to get the fuck out
- i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence